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Dark side of your zodiac sign

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Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You are rather materialistic and it is fueled by yourfears of financial disaster. This makes you complainabout monetary woes, irritating many with yourobnoxious attitude. You can also be a social climber,manipulating your way up the ladder; name-dropping allthe way to the top. Once in a while, you'll havemorbid thoughts about Death something that scares youbecause you have no control over it. You tend to beobsessive about your mortality sometimes.

Advice: Stop worrying about losing money, and you'd ridyourself of unfounded nightmares. Stop manipulatingothers and you'll be free to concentrate on attainingyour goals. Get rid of your phobias and you'll be ableto relax more and enjoy yourself.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You tend to be too idealistic and naive sometimes.Practicality gets thrown out of the window by you manytimes. Cool and aloof, you rarely want to deal withdeep emotions. You like to give advice but don't liketo receive it. And ideas and inspirations that yousometimes neglect or follow through with them areconstantly bombarding you. Or else you are constantlyshifting focus, giving people the idea with no stayingpower.

Advice: Take time to explore your private feelings. Not allpeople see things your way. And just because you comeup with ideas, don't expect other people to do all thework for you. Learn to trust people and accept advice.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are an escapist - you have this knack of avoidingissues if they seem unpleasant. You delve into pastmemories to escape your present woes. There is also atendency towards alcoholism and even drug abuse - youare on a search for some kind of 'high'. You also loveto flirt and too much of it may send the wrong,dangerous signals out to other people. Once in awhile, a dark mood will descend on you and you becomerather unsociable and withdrawn.

Advice: Trust your instincts, but also be in control of yourperceptions. Whenever the escapist tendency hits you,join a seminar or get a pep talk from a friend to getyour perspective right.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
A warrior at heart, you thrive on challenges and anystrife and dramas, you are tempted to stir things up,just to keep yourself happy. You are also ratherintolerant of mistakes and don't have patience forweakness or failings in others. And sometimes, you canbe quite a snob as well you like to be seen at theright places or wear the right clothes. And you'realso prone to bossiness. Your restless nature may makeyou quit a project suddenly if you can't sustain theinterest.

Advice: Get off your high horse and pay your dues beforepeople will accept you.Learn to be more tolerant ofothers and try to see the other person's side of thestory. If you believe in what you do, you can movemountains.

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 20)
You are stubborn and like to hold onto things, notwanting to let go of anything or anyone. You are slowto anger, but when you do get worked up to a rage -everyone step aside! You also have a selfish streakand can be quite sneaky as well. And although peoplemay see you as helpful and agreeable, you sometimeshave an inner struggle wanting the approval of otherswhile sticking to your own opinions. You also tend tobe suspicious of others and question their motives.

Advice: Stop being mean and try to be nice. Learn to forgiveand let go of your past disappointments. Learn fromyour mistakes and have faith in yourselfand others as well.

Gemini (May 21 - Jun 21)
Your devil-may-care attitude sometimes could bringharm to yourself - you tend to live on the edgesometimes. Many of you believe that you don't deservesuccess, somehow feeling guilty for it. You may giveothers too much of yourself sometimes that you loseyourself. You may be prone to suppressing emotions aswell. And at times that makes it difficult for you to accept affection and love.

Advice: Work at listening to others and don't be tempted totry daring devil stunts all the time. And try doingsomething for yourself and once in awhile, in between, doing favors for others. You'rehuman, after all.

Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
You can get carried away with emotions - your angeris overwhelming and your sadness can depress all thosearound you. You're also ultra-sensitive to otherpeople's emotions and are affected by these as well.You tend to react before you think and then broodabout what you may have done or said wrong. You arealso prone to periods of morbidity, thinking darkthoughts.Feelings of insecurity creep in now and then, makingyou snappish or else you try to win the approval ofeveryone at your expense.

Advice: Accept that you are hypersensitive to emotions andwork with yours. Go with the flow and by doing theright thing, you set an example for others. Work withothers and this will help build your confidence andopen you up.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
On the rare occasion you lose your temper, you canturn into a savage beast. You seem to need an audienceas well, to help boost your confidence and ego,sometimes. Other times, you get caught up in theoutward dramasof your life that you neglect what you're feelinginside. This results in a delayed reaction whenemotions sneak up on you and you get hit with awhammy. You also tend to be proud and aggressive,cloaking these with your charm. When things don't goyour way, you get impatient and may even throw atantrum.

Advice: Learn to spend some time alone with yourself and getto know yourself better. And learn to experience youremotions at the moment; don't store them up foranother time. And know that not all means justify theends.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You have a martyr complex, feeling that you were puton this earth to do good work and not receive anycredit for it. You tend to be ultra critical ofyourself and others and you also worry about thingsthat are beyondyour control. A little pessimistic sometimes, youtend to be an intellectual snob. You bottle up allyour insecurities and fears, and hesitate to reach outfor help. And once in a while, you become a busybody- that's when you also feel responsible for otherpeople's problems.

Advice: Modesty has its own limits - take credit for yourefforts. Give yourself a break and know that you donot have to be successful in everything you do. Keepfocused and don't get tangled in other people'saffairs too often.

Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 23)
Your inability to reach a decision in matters ofpersonal action is legendary. You like to weigh allthe alternatives and hear every side of an argument -but this may take time and opportunities may pass youbybecause of it. You also like to expand energy onpeople who may not deserve it - You want to help theunderdog. You are also sensitive to criticism and maytake mild statements of fact very personally.

Advice: Follow your instincts and act on them - stop sittingon fences. Don't blindly trust people; learn to be alittle more discriminating in your offers of help.Learn to think for yourself and don't be swayed bypersuasive tongues.

Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
You have a revengeful streak and a long memory forpast hurts. Sometimes you're downright spiteful. Whenyou suffer, you make sure others suffer along withyou. Sometimes, you may even use deception to get whatyou want and to influence others to stay out of yourway. You may even believe these untruths andunrealistic fears will grow on you. Once in a while,you may come across someone that just rubs you on thewrong side for no apparent reason and you make it yourmission to bury him or her.

Advice: Flight the negative emotions that arise in you, andresentment will not sour your life. Don't' give intotemptation to tell lies, learn to conqueryour strong tendency towards revenge and things willfall into place for you.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You've got a big mouth and unwittingly hurt an insultpeople with it. You can even go to utter strangers andgive unsolicited advice and comments. You also seem toenjoy verbal duels with others whenever you can. Andyou sure can make sore losers, even suspecting foulplay if things don't go your way. You have a knack forconfrontation and you can't resist being sarcastic.You also don't think too much of many people, becauseyou have a mild superiority complex. Vanity is also atrait in many of you.

Advice: Learn with whom you can be frank otherwise keep yourcomments to yourself. Discretion is the better part ofvalor. Curb your cockiness, and you can combine itwith your concern for serious issues, aiding in yoursearch for truth.

 

Anyway, an advice for all - Never Loose Hope Miracles Do Happens



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posted by: gemini
on: Jan 9, 10 10:04 pm

mines is completely true ... =/

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love
posted by: kaylina
on: Aug 26, 09 8:24 am

is it wrong 2 be bi?

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pieces
posted by: do you really need to know?
on: Jun 2, 09 10:48 am

sort of true i do often get that dark mood, which normally feeds my angry side. but sort of off in some parts

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wtf?!
posted by: lala
on: Jun 1, 09 9:49 pm

yeah im leo...it so fit me,sadly

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way off
posted by: bfeather
on: Nov 25, 08 12:19 am

yea on mine(capricorn)is so way off im totally the opposite but I know some losers that fit this to a tee

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