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Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
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State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in
fun.
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He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's
dinner table without the subject coming up.
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He who plays with self, pulls boner.
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Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
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House without toilet is uncanny.
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Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
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Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat
in girl.
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Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
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Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
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Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
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Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
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Man who plays with self pulls boner.
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Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up
in deep shit.
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Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
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Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
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Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
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Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
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Rape impossible: Woman fun faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
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Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
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Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
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Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
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Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
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Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
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Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
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Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
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Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
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Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
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Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
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Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
