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Process of creating the universe

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God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ...............

"Look everything should be in balance.

For every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes....

And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?"

God said "Aha...that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."

The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."

God replied "Look at the neighbors I gave them" !!



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PakiGirl
posted by: Sani
on: Apr 22, 08 12:51 pm

Really!!! u really forget to mention ur God whom told u this bcoz our God dont say as such.

Thats y they never humilliate someone else someone humilliate u.
Understand u fucking indian!!!

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untitled
posted by: Sani
on: Apr 22, 08 12:50 pm

Really!!! u really forget to mention ur God whom told u this bcoz our God dont say as such.

Thats y they never humilliate someone else someone humilliate u.
Understand u fucking indian!!!

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pakiGirl
posted by: Sani
on: Apr 22, 08 12:49 pm

Really!!! u really forget to mention ur God whom told u this bcoz our God dont say as such.

Thats y they never humilliate someone else someone humilliate u.
Understand u fucking indian!!!

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whatever!
posted by: old rose
on: Oct 1, 07 12:16 pm

this article is one of the reasons why countries cant be united.

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ha h aha
posted by: hyd_ml
on: Mar 9, 07 7:25 am

he is talking about the god who is not ded, not about the one who never comes out of his coffen . with the evil u are spreding what ever god is there is punishing u see iraq see afgan people who are killing innocents in the name of god and beein hunted like rats and pigs squel like pig and u will be shot

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