Once Banta goes to a Doctor.

Banta: Doctor, I've pain in my ass.

Doctor wears a glove and put one finger inside his ass and asked "HERE"

Banta : No, Slightly above it.

Doctor put his whole palm inside him, touched somewhere and asked again " HERE"

Banta : No, slightly above it.

Now Doctor gets irritated and put his full hand inside him and asked "HERE".

Banta : No, slightly above it.

Now, Doctor on his extremes shouts Idiot , Tonsil ke dard ko ass ka dard Batata hai.