M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking."

M asks her if Bond has reached there yet.

She replies that he hasn't.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.

"Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M.

Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

"Hello, Mary speaking…"