Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: Nun.

Q: What is the definition of something suspicious?
A: A nun doing press-ups in the cucumber field.

Q: What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's witness?
A: Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a Jehovah's witness?
A: Lots of converts.

Q: Who was the first computer operator in the bible?
A: Eve, she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.