Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
-
Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled
into a byte.
-
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
-
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight
lines.
-
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the heart.
-
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
two hearts.
-
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary
bacteria.
-
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular
ors muscles in the state of contraction.
-
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
-
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when returned.
-
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is
higher than the supply.
-
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends
on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
-
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
for the youth and homage for the old.
-
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable
to all.
-
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
